Harrison's adenoidectomy and ear tube insertion surgery is tomorrow and he has been telling everyone about it and his hearing loss that led up to the surgery. Telling his friend Taylor about it, he finished by proudly saying, "And the best part is, I get to eat all the ice cream I want!"
Taylor looked at him incredulously and said, "Ice cream's the cure?"
"No, hospital ice cream is."
***************************Conversation #2
Taylor: Knock knock.
(Six year olds are bonkers for knock-knock jokes.)
Harrison: Who's there?
Taylor: Anakin Skywalker.
Harrison: Anakin Skywalker, who?
Taylor: Dum dum dum, dumdumdum dumdumdum. I cut off your arm.
I love six year olds.
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